kawashironitori:

talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them

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breremma:

why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????

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kidouyuuto:

kidouyuuto:

i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet

I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES

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wailordandsavior:

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U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE

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(Source: jewishsanta)

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llieo:

holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over his driveway

(Source: tansma)

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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
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    greetings:

    when someone tries to kiss u but their breath stinks

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    eatingisfab:

    when u sent an important message to the wrong person

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