neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

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dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

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tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

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homevvrecker:

if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen 

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vuls:

birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free

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cyberthug13:

me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool

school office: why

me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever 

school office: u are lying

me: image

school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off

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inbox:

i wish you could anonymously ask questions in real life

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untexting:

do you wanna have sex?

a) please

b) now

c) a + b

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