do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
(Source: warmachinerox, via smileforallthemhaters)
if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right
yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
(via livsbian)
-Lemony Snicket, The Ersatz Elevator (via moreorlessbylozi)
(Source: larmoyante, via n--ichole)
i have 3 moods:
- skips every song on my ipod
- lets the music play without interruption
- plays the same song on repeat for days
(via n--ichole)
names are fuckin weird, like your parents just choose a sound that identifies who you are as a human being for the rest of your life
(via n--ichole)
from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this
oh wow look how sarcastic that looks
that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary
(via n--ichole)
